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Liz: Hello. I’d like to speak to General Electric.
Jack: Madam, I’m afraid you’re confused.
Liz: I was a nurse in the war and I met him when he was just a colonel. He’s the father of my child!
Jack: General Electric is not a person.
Liz: Toby, come talk to your father! Daddy, it’s your son, Toby Electric.
Jack: I can tell by your voice that you’re a very ungainly teenage girl from… Southeastern Pennsylvania?
Liz: A-ha, ya burnt! How you like me now?
Jack: Young lady, no one - no one jokes down General Electric. And if I ever - do you mind? - if I ever get my thick manly hands on you, I will roast you alive in an oven I designed myself using two, no, three kinds of heat! I’m Jack Donaghy, dammit.30 Rock, 6x19 Live from Studio 6H

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In which a Life-Ruiner loves making dumb faces
TINAMY Edition
with a spoof video imagining many of NBC’s returning shows transformed into musicals: Grimm, Parenthood, SVU (with an animate corpse as Mariska Hargitay sings), Parks and Recreation’s Leslie Knope singing “Popular” from Wicked, and most memorably, Meet the Press’ David Gregory doing a bump and grind with showgirls.
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Aubrey Plaza on what it’s like to work with Amy Poehler

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Kristin: Will’s show picked up, your show was picked up. Was there just a big party at your house?
Amy: Yeah, we actually had a party last night at our house.
Kristin: Did you invite him?
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Amy Poehler and Adam Scott Talk Season Five of ‘Parks and Rec’.
A profile of the UCB theater from 2001. Includes footage of Amy Poehler, Horatio Sanz, Rob Riggle, Paul Scheer, and high-schooler Zach Woods.
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